1. arielpunchesdemons:

    This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

    (Source: stokesandoates, via wenchtoast)

     

  2. catholicnun:

    i want to talk to you but im ugly

    (via ugly)

     
  3. (Source: 4ddusss, via peterswebmemhi)

     

  4. I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

    (Source: via-slimshady, via fake-mermaid)

     

  5. smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

    relationship goal: a relationship

    (via stability)

     
  6. ruinedchildhood:

    this show was fucked up.

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  7. sorelatable:

    It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom

    (via ugly)

     
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  10. unpresentable:

    the-beauty-in-breakdown:

    unpresentable:

    doughnuthunter:

    unpresentable:

    I’m good at math. U + I = 69

    Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

    oh

    No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

    for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

    (via stability)

     
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  12. l4brys:

    i wont rest until ive complained about everything

    (via sorry)

     

  13. sorry:

    being the annoying friend like:image

    (via mozellmemorieszv)

     

  14. seabelle:

    I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

    (via peterswebmemhi)

     
  15. thebluesuicide:

    invokes:

    danisaghost:

    screw-wh0res:

    w0nder—landd:

    cats-piercings-and-libertyspikes:

    cuttingdeception:

    fuckingweirdocurls:

    reactivating:

    Close your eyes just before the crash

    i did this like 10 times and it felt so relaxing lol

    why is it so relaxing?

    Cause you feel dead for a moment

    Watching this feels so nice.

    reblog everytime

    reblog x1000

    it’s actually terrifying how relaxing this is

    preach the comment above ^

    Oh.

    (Source: , via hopeless--child)