1. burgrs:

    hotdammysammy:

    burgrs:

    *eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

    An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

    its fruit i wont gain weight 

    (via gnarly)

     
  2. meghanbluebird:

    discovergeneralmills:

    Walk in.

    See this.

    Wat do?

    Depends, do you own a dog?

    (via refreshes)

     

  3. The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

    (Source: goobsohard, via sinsecure)

     
  4. gunpowderandspark:

    mandala-lore:

    oldandnewfirm:

    beckyybarnes:

    Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

    reblogging for the fact that he challenged two world leaders and a world icon and made them also plant a tree

    The new Cold War.

    (via elizabethm00re)

     

  5. confirmance:

    ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

    (Source: confirmance, via automatically)

     
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  7. clestroying:

    I love the new Anaconda music video

    (Source: seriousjones, via automatically)

     

  8. spenceromg:

    Nothing gives me more anxiety

    image

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  9. narcotic:

    i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

    (via frickin)

     

  10. verticulars:

    I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

    (via distraction)

     
  11. (via paranioa)

     
  12. clavid:

    ogfoodnun:

    why is he so happy

    Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

    (via elizabethm00re)

     
  13. sammywinchesster:

    school picture day

    (Source: shaymittchell, via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  15. armadillo:

    REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

    (Source: bastille, via refreshes)