1. penguin-warrior:

    Follow me ; I follow back

    (via hopeless--child)

     

  2. lilmiss-fallen-angel:

    green-eyed-rising-demon:

    callurn:

    timeladyonthetardis:

    callurn:

    cyanide123:

    callurn:

    if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five

    with a car

    You’re on your period right?

    I am a 17 year old boy

    i love how you felt the need to add your age there

    Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
    until they’re 20 at least

    image

    I was expecting something bloody but this is so much better

    (via elizabethkingg)

     
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  4. bella-suicidio:

    sad black and white blog, i follow back similar 

    (via hopeless--child)

     
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  7. hplyrikz:

    Clear your mind here

    (via hopeless--child)

     
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  9. phobias:

    "how are you single?"

    image

    (via relahvant)

     

  10. at-seapoint:

    im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  11. thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    (via plsbeyonce)

     

  12. guceubcuesu:

    ianthony475:

    vworp-goes-the-tardis:

    older-aang:

    64kbps:

    my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

    nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

    You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

    I’m done

    Smelborp for president

    (Source: shalrath, via plsbeyonce)

     

  13. giraffepoliceforce:

    If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

    (via dream1ngofyou)

     

  14. drinkmasturbatecry:

    if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

    #fics before dicks

    (Source: styleswhores, via plsbeyonce)

     
  15. surprisebitch:

    dundermilfflin:

    bitch-pudding:

    yallarebrutalizingme:

    This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

    pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

    no its becky

    image

    (via plsbeyonce)